Throughout this brief series I will introduce you to her, making you privy to her subtle nuances, exposing you to her dark side, and highlighting why I would even keep such company as I do with this little tart. Below you will find a series of photos taken when her mom set down her almost-empty bowl of yogurt. I will give you the play-by-play of what she is thinking. Let's start shall we?
Hmmm, what have we here?
What th'heck is that?
Yum! Mom's yogurt!!!
Oh, but I shouldn't.
...but then again, why not?
Oink, oink, grunt, grunt.
GET OUT OF THAT!!!!!!!
What d'ya mean? Whatchoo you gonna do aboud'it. I'll punch you in tha face wise guy! Fogetta 'boud-it!!
If you expand the last photo, you will most certainly see the incriminating yogurt marks on her lips. This plus the live footage, the trace evidence of her hair in the bowl and DNA samples from her drool make for an open and shut case. CSI should have no issues tracing the DNA.
- Farmboy.
1 comment:
Oh my! What a naughty pig you have!
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