The Pig Demon Series - Episode I, catch her in the wry!

Meet my demon pig. Why would I ever call this sweet little dog that you ask? Well let me start by telling you that like a little white pig, she has the pinkest naked belly with nine pink baby connectors. And to top it off, when she sniffs she produces short grunt-like sounds that are reminiscent of a pig. She eats like a pig, can produce pig-like flatulence, has cloven hooves (slight exaggeration) and did I mention, has a pig like belly? Okay, so enough with the pig references; by now you are wondering where the demon part comes in. Simply put, she is bi-polar. One minute she is a loving, cute, puppy of a dog, the next moment she is ready to rip off a hand. The bravest dog in the world, yet if only while cowering beneath the bed. To say that I have a dysfunctional dog would be an understatement.
Throughout this brief series I will introduce you to her, making you privy to her subtle nuances, exposing you to her dark side, and highlighting why I would even keep such company as I do with this little tart. Below you will find a series of photos taken when her mom set down her almost-empty bowl of yogurt. I will give you the play-by-play of what she is thinking. Let's start shall we?


Hmmm, what have we here?













What th'heck is that?


















Yum! Mom's yogurt!!!


















Oh, but I shouldn't.



















...but then again, why not?



















Oink, oink, grunt, grunt.






GET OUT OF THAT!!!!!!!

What d'ya mean? Whatchoo you gonna do aboud'it. I'll punch you in tha face wise guy! Fogetta 'boud-it!!
















If you expand the last photo, you will most certainly see the incriminating yogurt marks on her lips. This plus the live footage, the trace evidence of her hair in the bowl and DNA samples from her drool make for an open and shut case. CSI should have no issues tracing the DNA.
- Farmboy.